Lavy Lemonade
A Spiked Sparkling Lemon Water w/ Lavender and a Kiss of Sweetness
We’ve got some Hard Lemonade for sale! And look at that color! That beautiful, natural color comes from the use of an insane amount of lavender pods that we use to brew a ginormous, fresh batch of lavender tea, that then gets blended with our lemonade-style seltzer. It drinks pretty balanced, with the acidity and sweetness hitting at just the right level, and then a soft tannic hit of dryness from the lavender. Enjoy straight out of the can, or pour over ice. Also legit with a dram of Old Tom Gin.
5.0% ABV
Pierre's Paloma
Fizzy Paloma-Style Hard Seltzer
Inspired by the Paloma cocktail, Pierre has been hard at work these last few months trying to create the most perfect version of this yummo refresher using only the purest ingredients. Pink grapefruit juice, lots of grapefruit zest, and cane sugar come together with just the right amount of booze, acidity, and richness for that perfect sip of vacation vibes. You can enjoy this one at our spot, or take home cans to enjoy at yours. Served with a 'lil ice and a fresh grapefruit wheel.
6.0% ABV
The Fishbowl of Youth
Collab w/ Brujos // Planters Punch-Inspired Hard Seltzer w/ Citrus & Yummo Spices
The story? We got together with the Crafter Of Spells™️ himself to search for what some would call “the glass that could not be found”. We didn’t even know where the heck to start, so we searched through every ruin, sunken ship, and even those caves with all the booby traps in them from Indiana Jones, until we discovered….THE FISHBOWL OF YOUTH!!! As legend goes, those who drink from the Fishbowl shall immediately be like 10 years younger and waaaaaaay cooler. Ps. The legend is true!
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What exactly is it? We started with our very own Rum Wash that we made from scratch for this one, which is a fermentation of raw cane sugar and molasses, but with no distillation. From there, we added plenty of grapefruit and lime, and then went heavy on the spices via allspice and a little cherry bark. Some other little bits and pieces are in there too, but we like to call all those the secretsssssssss.
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How’s it taste? Well, we’re excited to report…that it’s exactly what we wanted!!! It tastes just like a Planter’s Punch, which is a cocktail of rum, lime, allspice dram, and bitters. Ours is wonderfully strong, citrus forward, with a heavy spice hit that lingers in the finish.
15.0% ABV
Summer G&T '26
Gin & Tonic-style Hard Seltzer
Conditioned on a bed of fresh spruce tips, and then hit with a dab of cane sugar sweetness, lime, tangerine, juniper, and quinine so that this thing sing songs of Suuuuuuumer! Not your classic G&T, where the juniper jumps out of the glass, but instead that juniper nestles in with those others ingredients as a compliment to create something more contemporary and oh so refreshing. Served over ice with a lime wheel.
12.0% ABV
Dole Whip Slushee
Slushee w/ Pineapple & Coconut, Topped w/ Whip Cream
6.0% ABV
Aggressive Eye Contact
A Golden Rye Lager
A Golden Rye Lager
Even though we called this one what we called it, there’s nothing aggressive about it! Just a wonderfully simple beer that shows off the German rye malt in a medium-bodied Helles-type lager, that’s got just enough oomph in it to make you stay for a few. Tasting notes? Not a sweet beer, but sniff and sips of fresh made biscuits, honey, bread dough, and dab of white pepper.
4.7% ABV
Modern Traditions
Bavarian-style Hefeweizen
A Bavarian-style Hefeweizen,
Don’t sleep on this draft only Bavarian-style Weißbier using all German ingredients! Our favorite one yet, we keg conditioned the entire batch to create its carbonation naturally for the fluffiest foam, and kept it unfined and unfiltered. The yummo flavorful yeast strain that we use during fermentation creates insane levels of banana smoothie vibes, and nutmeg spice to this one. Draft only.
5.0% ABV
When the Soul Speaks
Italian-Style Pilsner w/ Aramis
5.2% ABV
Midnight Michi
For Those Who Know...
Oh...you came here looking for a description? So sorry Pally...you've just gotta know, ya know? Kidding! Our Michi Mix is crafted from scratch in house and served with one of our yummo light beers over ice & rimmed with a secret blend of chili salt.
3.9% ABV
Another Shot In the Arm
New-Zealand Style Pale Ale
New Zealand-style Pale Ale w/ NZH-109
Not to be confused with our previous release, A Shot In The Arm using NZH-106, this one is the same base beer, but then hit with NZH-109. A pretty special new hop varietal out of @nzhopsltd ’s Bract Brewing Program. Used throughout the brew and also at dry hop, to give us a snapshot of what it’s all about. Tasting notes? Real big on the passion fruit, with lychee, and some zesty citrus. Super fun!
5.5% ABV
That Nelson Kief
A DDH West Coast IPA w/ Nelson Kief
Our pals at @freestylehops in New Zealand have this concentrated lupulin liquid, that in many ways is similar to high quality cannabis kief, and is made at sub zero temperatures using kief from a super dope lot of Nelson hops. We used that baddie, along with a whole bunch of our hand selected Nelson pellets, within one of our super clean California IPA's. The result is super yummo with super bright kiwi, pineapple, diesel, and green grapes.
6.5% ABV
False Memories
DDH West Coast IPA w/ Citra, Mosaic, & Krush
This one was awarded a Silver Medal in the West Coast IPA category at the recent World Beer Cup 2024 beer competition! Its got a lean body, a snappy bitterness, a dab of hoppy resin in the linger, and all the hoppy aromatics we need!! Well…that, and a good pally to enjoy it with! Flavor profile? Think Ruby Red grapefruit, navel oranges, and the Devil’s Lettuce in the linger.
7.0% ABV
Citra!!! (It's What We Like Here)
DDH West Coast IPA w/ 100% Citra
Went back to the drawing board on this one, amped up the hops, increased the intensity, doubled up the whirlpool and the dry hopping! Showcasing Citra hops loud and clear here, we feel like it’s well seen and understood in all its glory here. Flavor profile? Think lychee, mango flesh, and orange blossoms.
7.2% ABV
Super Smellsville
DDH Hazy IPA w/ Peacharine, Nelson & Fruity Terps
7.0% ABV
Turn Your Ears
DDH Hazy DIPA w/ Citra & Citra Cryo
I ain’t gonna tell you how to live your life. No rules! But if you’re interested in trying out something new, then turn your ears to the sound of this big hoppy juice bomb. I don’t think people say juice bomb anymore, I hear they replaced that with that gas emoji? Either way, this one hiiiits. Tasting notes? Think mango slices, hop harvest, and lychee.
8.6% ABV
Just One Thing...Citra!
DDH Hazy DIPA w/ 100% Citra Hops
It’s our little series of beers highlighting the extremes of one single hop variety, double dry hopped to overload the senses with all of what it is. Our hand-selected lot of Citra from Yakima Valley hits with a flavor profile of Orange Sherbet, Dole Whip soft serve, fresh grand daddy purple, mandarin zest and those vanilla frosting vibes that I can’t get enough of.
8.7% ABV
Below the Clouds
Dry Irish-style Stout on Nitro
We looooooooove trying to split the G so much, we made our own version of it! Grab your favorite pals and see who can gulp just the right amount to hit the right spot below the clouds on this beautiful new rainbow glass. What about the beer? Well, It's a draught only option that's a tribute to a certain from the bestest cold/wet island, pours black in color, has a legit tan foamer of a head, and it is wonderfully easy to drink. Pairs perfectly with good times and rad vibes. Can you drink below the clouds?
4.2% ABV
It's Always Midnight In Papa's Backyard
A Bamberg-Style Smoked Dark Lager
A Bamberg-Style Smoked Dark Lager
I’m not sure how much his neighbors appreciate this, but if you know Papa, you know how much he loooooves bbq’n at midnight. So here’s a beer to celebrate! Utilizing a range of unique German grown malts, this one features roasted rye malt, wheat smoked with oak, and malted barley smoked with beechwood, all on a bed of floor malted dark pilsner malt. We use just enough hops to balance it out, and lager to bring it all together. Tasting notes? The smoke vibes are noticeable in the sniffs, and pair wonderfully with the milk chocolate and graham cracker vibes in each sip. A liter worthy lager, with a dab of richness mid palate, and enough grip and roast bite to balance. Stoked on this one.
5.0% ABV
Other Half Brewing Co.
Escapist: Painkiller // Painkiler-Style Hard Seltzer
This lightly fruited, cocktail-inspired seltzer will transport you to a day on the beach. With all the classic Painkiller flavors, get ready to crack open your escape.
Brewed with: Pineapple, Orange, Coconut, Nutmeg
6.0% ABV
Russian River Brewing Company
STS PILS // Pilsner
STS Pils is a classic German-style pilsner but with a Russian River twist, this is because we dry hop this beer with a small amount of European hops. It is straw in color and will often have a slight haze due to the fact that there is a small amount of yeast left in the beer. This beer is hop-forward with a firm malt foundation, strong lager yeast characteristic, and a dry, bitter finish. It is often said that Pilsner is a study in purity, simplicity, and cleanliness of flavor. It should also be noted that water can make the difference between a good beer and a great beer when adjusted properly. We use a distinct water profile for STS Pils, which contributes to the crisp minerality in the finish.
A truly great Pilsner is a difficult beer to perfect, as its light crisp flavor profile leaves little room for error. Modern brewing techniques (such as open-top fermentation) and old-world traditions create the distinct qualities in STS Pils.
5.3% ABV
Russian River Brewing Company
Pliny the Elder // West Coast DIPA
PLINY THE ELDER - (Double IPA) Brewed with Amarillo, Centennial, CTZ, Cascade, Warrior, and Simcoe hops. Well-balanced with malt, hops, and alcohol. Slightly bitter with aromas of citrus, pine, and floral.
8.0% ABV
Other Half Brewing Co.
Loosey Juicy // Hazy DIPA w/ Citra, Krush Cryo, & Dolcita
A hazy Imperial IPA brewed with a hand-selected mix of hops giving notes of tropical lychee nectar, citrus rose water and peach ring candies.
Brewed with: Citra, Krush Cryo, Dolcita
8.4% ABV
Other Half Brewing Co.
Oscuro // Barrel Aged Imperial Stout
Barrel Aged Imperial Stout
14.3% ABV
Russian River Brewing Company
Intinction // Pilsner Aged in Sauvignon Blanc Barrels with Brettanomyces & Sauvignon Blanc Grapes
Barrel aged pilsner in sauvignon blanc barrels with sauvignon blanc grape juice and brettanomyces
8.2% ABV
N/A Lavy Lemonade
Sparkling Non-Alcoholic Lemon Seltzer w/ Lavender & a Kiss of Sweetness
A Sparkiling Non-Alcoholic Lemon Seltzer w/ Lavender & a Kiss Of Sweetness Everyone's favorite seltzer kicks off 2026 with a N/A twist! We took the recipe you know and love, and changed as little as possible for this special offering. We turned the abv down to 0.4% but kept the Lavy, the Lemmy, and of course, the purple way up at 100. And look at that color! Same as with the OG Lavy recipe, that beautiful natural color comes from the use of an insane amount of lavender pods that we use to brew a ginormous, fresh batch of lavender tea. That then gets blended with a N/A version of our lemonade-style seltzer. It drinks pretty balanced, with the acidity and sweetness hitting at just the right level, and then a soft tannic hit of dryness from the lavender. Enjoy straight out of the can, or pour over ice.
0.04% ABV
On the Wagon
Non-Alcoholic Mexican-Style Lager
If you're on the wagon and looking for a suuuuuuuper clean, easy drinking lager that pairs perfectly with a fresh squeeze of lime, you've come to the right place! Brewed with a blend of Corn, Pilsner Malt, and Noble hops, we kept things extra easy by keeping the alcohol out of this one. Sooooo drink it here, or take it to go!
0.4% ABV
Safety Jacket
Non-Alcoholic West Coast IPA w/ Mosaic & Dank Terps
Whether it’s your normal thing, or a new thing, this NA offering should check a box that you’ve been seeking if ya miss sip’n on West Coast IPA’s! Only clocking in at point four percent, we worked our lil buns off to make an IPA that is beautifully clear, wonderfully bitter, and full of hoppy aromas and flavor! Tasting notes? Think cactus cooler, zesty citrus, and lots of super fresh Mary Jane.
0.3% ABV